Best simile ever....

My one my delights has came up with this unique comparison writing about a blind taste testing with a carrot.

" Yuck, yuck, yuck, it tasted like spew left in the sun for a year."

Sure put a smile on my face mid sample marking!

Kids say the darndest things!

So... on duty today a gaggle of students come to find me to tell me there is a (new) boy peeing on the tree. By the time I get the story he appears so I go to talk to him. The conversation happens and the reply I get is, "Well, what are the trees for?"